The Olympics are coming and my children are training.
There's the pommel horse:
|Pardon the devil eyes.|
|Arms. . . getting. . . tired. . .|
The balance beam:
|Does this angle make my nose look big?|
|It DOES it makes my nose look big!|
|Why didn't someone TELL me?|
|Lily. . . laughing at my big nose.|
And various sports not currently included in the official Olympic games but CERTAIN to be considered for future Games.
Stairplay (formerly called Competitive Badgering):
and finally. . . King of the Balance Beam Mountain Wrestling:
Alright, alright. . . maybe it's not the greatest blog ever WRITTEN by me (from a compositional standpoint, I mean), but there are certainly several excellent points in favor of it being the greatest blog ever POSTED by me:
1) Lots of pictures and videos of children having fun. And I know they're not your children, but they're cute, and the title does say "by me" after it. And really, you look at your children all the time. Aren't you bored with that? Look at mine.
2) Not a lot of words to bog you down. Sometimes I get a little. . . verbose. It's nice to have a break from all the words.
3) No doom or gloom. Just having fun. With children!!
4) Patriotic Olympic Theme. It doesn't matter whether you're from my country or not. . . who isn't patriotic when it comes time for the Olympics? I promise there are no USA! USA! Chants in the videos, so you can just picture your countrymen (and countrywomen) standing on the podium.