When I got this in the mail, I read it as. . . "My reason for saving: just started Kindergarten." And I thought. . . what the hell? Since when is AMEX marketing to interest rate savvy kindergarteners. What are these kids saving up for? This was followed shortly thereafter, tongue-in-figurative-cheek by, "and since when do kindergarteners need an Amex card?"
Mostly, Lily's expenses are taken care of by us, but if she needs to buy something, like a doggie or a pony or something, surely her piggie bank reserves are sufficient. All of this went through my head in a split second before I reread the caption.
Ohhhh, "my reason for saving just started kindergarten!" LILY. . . they're saying Lily is my reason for saving, and she just started kindergarten. Hahaha, I chuckled to myself warmly and then turned the paper over to see the addressee.
I guess I was right the first time. . .
Ha ha ha!!! So are you going to get her a card?
ReplyDeletewell. . . yeah. My credit's shot!
ReplyDeleteROFL! That's a good one!
ReplyDeleteSo, Lily has a daughter starting kindergarten? ;)
Don't anyone DARE tell my son about this because if he got an offer like that in the mail he would owe $10,000 in Lego purchases faster than I could grab the scissors.
ReplyDeleteEvery so often I get mail addressed to Cassidy for catalogs, private schools, and even credit cards. However, Cassidy died 2 1/2 years ago. Also, she was a cat.
ReplyDelete@Karen - bite your tongue!
ReplyDelete@Grace - my lips are sealed
@Dani - that ended a lot funnier than I thought it was going to